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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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