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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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