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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Simba eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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