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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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