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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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