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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺

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