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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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