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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡

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