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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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