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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Tilly eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮

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