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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Millie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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