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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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