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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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