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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺

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