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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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