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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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