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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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