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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Pennywise eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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