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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦

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