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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Smeagol eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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