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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛

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