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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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