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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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