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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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