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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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