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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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