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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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