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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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