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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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