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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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