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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Akira eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺

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