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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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