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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺

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