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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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