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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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