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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘

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