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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

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