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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Spock eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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