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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁

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