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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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