Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.