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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Geoffrey eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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