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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃

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