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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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