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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺

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