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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛

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