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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗

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