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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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