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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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