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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

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