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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏

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