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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dexter eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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