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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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