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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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