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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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