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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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