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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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