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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Simpkins eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺

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