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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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