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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Misty eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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