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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Maggie eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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