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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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