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Pet death

My father had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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